And there you go!

Se abrio un Starbuck en hermosillo, y se me hace tan tan estupido ke sea un acontecimiento social relevante, puesto que es una pinche cafeteria!!!, creo que la prioridades de esta ciudad estan un poquito mal ubicadas y lo que se requiere para entretenernos cada día es de menor cantidad y calidad, pero no me crean a mi, aqui una conversación al respecto con mi primo Jesse, gringo, ex militar y padre de 2:

Gabriel ...: so, everyone, its excited
Gabriel ...: not because a new library
Gabriel ...: not because a new public park
Gabriel ...: not because a new hospital
Gabriel ...: every one in town went nuts
Gabriel ...: because they opened a starbucks...

Jesse: really? starbucks...that is so sad

Gabriel ...: i know, i mean.... its a freaking coffe shop!!!!
Gabriel ...: we've got coffe shops before our grandfathers were born, rigth!?

Jesse: and not the best one the US has to offer at that

Gabriel ...: i dont know man i just... i just lost hope...there's nothing to do

Jesse dice: yeah, that is so sad, i am sorry that starrry bucks came to your town

Gabriel ... dice: im sad about how low the excitement bar is placed, i mean.... i could open a
freaking taco bell! and everyone would go nuts!!!

Jesse dice: my wife said, you should get one of the signs that say TACO BELL COMING SOON
and see what happens when it doesn't open

Gabriel ... dice: jajajajajaajajajaj

Jesse dice: that would be awesome, you might go to jail for your own protection!, based on the reaction for starrybucks.